MASTER PROTON IS MY LIFE

currentlyanalyzing:

iloveprotonass:

currentlyanalyzing:

iloveprotonass:

currentlyanalyzing:

stupidsexyproton:

iloveprotonass:

M-master Proton, you’re going to kill the poor thing…

IF YOU GET ARRESTED WHO WILL I STEAL THE UNDERWEAR OF

THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT.

WHAT

HELP ME! HELP ME PLEASE.

SHUSH DON’T INTERRUPT MASTER PROTON WHILE HE’S TALKING

HHHHHHHHHH

/BITE

AHGDHLK BITING? REALLY? GROW UP.

WHY ARE YOU STILL INTERRUPTING

/BITCHSLAP

stupidsexyproton:

iloveprotonass:

stupidsexyproton:

iloveprotonass:

M-master Proton, you’re going to kill the poor thing…

IF YOU GET ARRESTED WHO WILL I STEAL THE UNDERWEAR OF

THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT.

WHAT

BUT BUT BUT YOU’LL GET PUT IN JAIL AND THEN ASSRAPED HORRIBLY ONLY I CAN HAVE THAT ASS

JESUS CHRIST DO YOU THINK I’M NOT ABLE TO ESCAPE ARREST

W-WHAT

BUT THEN YOU’LL HAVE TO TRAVEL FOREVER AND EVER

MAKING IT HARDER FOR ME TO TRY AND RAPE YOU

currentlyanalyzing:

iloveprotonass:

currentlyanalyzing:

stupidsexyproton:

iloveprotonass:

M-master Proton, you’re going to kill the poor thing…

IF YOU GET ARRESTED WHO WILL I STEAL THE UNDERWEAR OF

THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT.

WHAT

HELP ME! HELP ME PLEASE.

SHUSH DON’T INTERRUPT MASTER PROTON WHILE HE’S TALKING

HHHHHHHHHH

/BITE

currentlyanalyzing:

stupidsexyproton:

iloveprotonass:

M-master Proton, you’re going to kill the poor thing…

IF YOU GET ARRESTED WHO WILL I STEAL THE UNDERWEAR OF

THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT.

WHAT

HELP ME! HELP ME PLEASE.

SHUSH DON’T INTERRUPT MASTER PROTON WHILE HE’S TALKING

stupidsexyproton:

iloveprotonass:

M-master Proton, you’re going to kill the poor thing…

IF YOU GET ARRESTED WHO WILL I STEAL THE UNDERWEAR OF

THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT.

WHAT

BUT BUT BUT YOU’LL GET PUT IN JAIL AND THEN ASSRAPED HORRIBLY ONLY I CAN HAVE THAT ASS

M-master Proton, you’re going to kill the poor thing…

IF YOU GET ARRESTED WHO WILL I STEAL THE UNDERWEAR OF

I’M FUCKING HUNGRY

stupidsexyproton:

iloveprotonass:

stupidsexyproton:

iloveprotonass:

stupidsexyproton:

iloveprotonass:

FOR YOU, MY LOVE

… oh boy i think i’m in love

R-REAALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

M-MAYBE

I LOVE YOU TOO MASTER PROTOOOOOOOOON

FOREVER AND EVER AND EVERRRR

D-DID I EVER TELL YOU I HAVE COMMITMENT ISSUES

ISN’T COMMITMENT GOOD

I’LL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME

PRO PRO PRO PRO PROTONAZZI

I’M FUCKING HUNGRY

stupidsexyproton:

iloveprotonass:

stupidsexyproton:

iloveprotonass:

FOR YOU, MY LOVE

… oh boy i think i’m in love

R-REAALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

M-MAYBE

I LOVE YOU TOO MASTER PROTOOOOOOOOON

FOREVER AND EVER AND EVERRRR

I’M FUCKING HUNGRY

stupidsexyproton:

iloveprotonass:

stupidsexyproton:

iloveprotonass:

stupidsexyproton:

IF ONLY THAT BITCH WOULD MAKE ME A GODDAMN SANDWICH THIS WOULDN’T BE HAPPENING

WOULD YOU LIKE WHEAT

WHITE

OR RYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CRUSTS OR NO CRUST

CHEESE

LETTUCE

HAM TURKEY MAYO

MY VIRGINITY

… UH

WHATEVER

FOR YOU, MY LOVE

… oh boy i think i’m in love

R-REAALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I’M FUCKING HUNGRY

stupidsexyproton:

iloveprotonass:

stupidsexyproton:

IF ONLY THAT BITCH WOULD MAKE ME A GODDAMN SANDWICH THIS WOULDN’T BE HAPPENING

WOULD YOU LIKE WHEAT

WHITE

OR RYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CRUSTS OR NO CRUST

CHEESE

LETTUCE

HAM TURKEY MAYO

MY VIRGINITY

… UH

WHATEVER

FOR YOU, MY LOVE