MASTER PROTON IS MY LIFE

I’M FUCKING HUNGRY

stupidsexyproton:

IF ONLY THAT BITCH WOULD MAKE ME A GODDAMN SANDWICH THIS WOULDN’T BE HAPPENING

WOULD YOU LIKE WHEAT

WHITE

OR RYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CRUSTS OR NO CRUST

CHEESE

LETTUCE

HAM TURKEY MAYO

~~MY VIRGINITY~~

I think you're awesome. You really have your priorities in place.

emmystone

MASTER PROTON AND TEAM ROCKET WILL ALWAYS BE MY PRIORITY

How does it feel to be in competition of Petrel and Kotone?

manjoos-deactivated20130208

I’M COMPETITION?

I’M FLATTERED TO EVEN GET MASTER PROTON’S AFFECTION

I WON’T LET THAT CREEPY PURPLE HAIRED AMISH MAN GET HIM

as for the other girl…

stupidsexyproton:

I see two people who SHOULD NOT BE THERE. GET OUT.

~~looks like my faving a bunch of slowpoketail’s posts regardless of content worked~~

I…I…I

I-I-I

I AM SO HONORED TO BE ON THERE

THANK YOU MASTER PROTON THANK YOU THANK YOU

I WILL CHERISH THIS SCREENCAP FOREVER

This just goes to show that Master Proton truly is the most attractive Rocket Executive. ♥

Maybe I should ask him to hang out with me too~ C:

kotone-

/JEALOUSY RISING

stupidsexyproton:

iloveprotonass:

stupidsexyproton:

Well, my stalker disappeared fairly quickly, didn’t she?

I WAS DOING THE LAUNDRY FOR THE OTHER STAFF MEMBERS

I’M MAKING SURE YOUR CLOTHES DON’T GET TAINTED BY THEIRS THOUGH

YOU WERE DOING LAUNDRY FOR OTHER STAFF MEMBERS? BITCH, I AM DISAPPOINT

I’M SORRY PROTON I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY

YOU CAN CUT UP MY LAUNDRY OR LIGHT THEM ON FIRE I’M SORRY

Too shy to get close? C:

Ha~ At least I have the guts to approach him. In fact, maybe I should give him a big hug right now. In front of you.

Fufufufu~

kotone-

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NNASGDLFSDLJK YOU EVIL GIRL

stupidsexyproton:

Well, my stalker disappeared fairly quickly, didn’t she?

I WAS DOING THE LAUNDRY FOR THE OTHER STAFF MEMBERS

I’M MAKING SURE YOUR CLOTHES DON’T GET TAINTED BY THEIRS THOUGH

SAFE DISTANCE?

8l Riiiiiight~ You're still a Creeper.

And that tea you just made him. THROW THAT OUT. I KNOW WHAT'S IN THERE.

kotone-

YES ~~i’m too shy to get really REALLY close~~

AND NO.

IT’S PERFECTLY SAFE YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND

HE DOESN’T WANT TO DRINK IT BECAUSE IT’S ICKY LIKE PETREL THOUGH :(